You know, I really don't appreciate the assault on the Catholic Church in modern times. When you think about it, it's really not in humankind's best interests to disparage or weaken the institution. The Catholic Church has been the front line of defense against all manners of the supernatural and occult for thousands of years. If the Pope goes down, and I get bitten by a freakin' werewolf, I'm coming for YOU, Amanda Marcotte
Speaking of which, I had a dream last night that there existed a charismatic young left-wing senator who wasn't afraid to speak pragmatically about the issues. Politics are a lot like comic books. Everybody has got this huge back story, which becomes largely unimportant for the purposes of a single episodic installment. For the people who follow it, they've got their favorites and...dis-favorites for one reason or another. "Oh HIM? Don't you know he voted against NAN-OPA in '88?" It's tough for the casual fan not to feel intimidated in this environment, which is probably why we like the so-called 'fresh faces' of Edwards and Obama (can YOU spot who's got the cooler video page?). Politics even has its super villains.

The Catholic Church does a tremendous amount of good in the world today, but it also is responsible for denying reproductive health care to millions of women, brutally discriminating against homosexuals (sure, genocide and war and September 11 and all, but the gays are the ones going to hell), and claiming that all nonCatholics are going to hell no matter what anyway. It is always in human's best interest to question and critique institutions that play a major role in our society, particularly one that has such a mixed track record. I know you probably meant the beginning of this entry as a joke -like, don't piss off the people keeping us all from psycho witchcraft and whatnot, but dude, I'd prefer frog leg potions to some of the Catholic Church's actions any day.
Well it was actually a Colbert inspired hybrid of a groggy early-morning, late-dream idea and an actual news story. It was supposed to evoke a "WTF, who is Amanda Marcotte?" without really make a stance on the issue one way or another.