So as I was waking up this parody popped into my brain, fully formed
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not cross
I'm telling you whySanta Claus is driving around
He's makin' a turn
Signal's not on
Give him 4 seconds and
Find that he's goneSanta Claus is driving around
He sees you from his Bentley
He doesn't even wave
He bought it with money from selling the gifts
Of the kids who misbehavedYou better watch out
Better stop quick
Santa has never learned to drive stickSanta Claus is driving around

happy birthday baby!! (using someone's computer with internet) i hope this is the best year ever! you are my hero, wait, no, that's david cross. but you're a close second or third... talk to you soon. much much love, your "little girlfriend"